Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Best Cheap Cigar in the World - For One Inch

If you've ever been curious about the cheapo line of "JR Alternatives" that JR Cigars boasts are just as good as expensive brand-name equivalents, you can rest assured: It's not true.

At least, not in the case of the JR "Alternative to Rocky Patel Edge Maduro" (toro size). This large, lightweight, visually appealing cigar lit up perfectly and gave me a heady rush with its easy draw and immediate Rocky-ish flavor. Wow! How exciting to think I'd found a 2-dollar cigar that was just as good as a Rocky! Amazing! Impossible! I puffed away like a maniac, in heaven as I stoked up my grill and threw on a few pounds of fresh meat.

My enthusiasm, however, was premature. Within 10 minutes, this cigar had turned into the inevitable dud that it had to be - tunneling itself info a muffled wimper of a burn, requiring re-light after re-light, and diminishing in flavor as it rapidly burned away, finally turning to bitter coal sludge by the last 2 inches.

One thing you can say about this cigar is, it performs like no other: One of the best first inches you'll ever smoke, and probably the lousiest second, third and fourth.

If you have a predilection for 10-minute smokes, and don't mind throwing away three-quarters of each cigar, buy yourself a box of these bottom-feeders. Otherwise, stick to the real thing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I ordered these JR Alternatives and had a different experience. Suprisingly it burned even throughout the smoke and tasted close to the real thing. For $2 a stick, it's a good "alternative".

JR_Dude said...

Um, sounds like that stick needed some more humidor time. Like it was quite moist in the middle. Let it settle for a month in the humi and try again. My experience is that this is an amazing cigar for the price, and the strength, flavor, and POWER are truly exceptional. Highly recommended. Does dirt on many higher priced stogies.